sometimes I wish I could be a bird so I could watch all the football games for free

and shit on players I hate

i can’t stop crying omfg wtf.

- 13:27

mymindrebels replied to your post: finding out that the man you’re in lov…

if you’re talking about someone irl and not a celebrity crush then this is truly the worst :(

yeah, i’m talking about someone irl and it’s tearing me apart. this is so pathetic omfg.

- 12:10 - 3 notes

finding out that the man you’re in love with has wife and kids……………

- 11:13 - 4 notes


Imagine your icon and you watching a movie and eating popcorn and potato rings. Your icon gets a potato ring stuck to their ringfinger so they take another potato ring and sticks it onto your ringfinger whispering “We’re married now.”


who even gets up at 6am by choice??? what does the world even have to offer at 6am???? the answer is nothing


This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.